3D scanning everyone
3D Scanner - Its a weapon of mass-measurement
Big underwear? they want to know
The company that is doing these 3D scanning services fits is
called Human Solution. This German based company is not just looking to size up
Europe, but they are looking to point their scanners global. That means they
are ready to size us all up. What are they going to do with all of the results?
Well, it seems that it might have more to do than getting a fancy pair of
boxers for Christmas. Fruit of the Loom is not the only one who needs to know
the size of your britches. A lot of manufacturers are thinking ergonomically
when designing their products. Such products as a nice BMW feels a lot better if
the seat is made just right. They need to know what size people are around the
world. A car seat in Japan could be a different size than an American thanks to
sushi vs. bacon double cheese with fries. Now you can kind of see how this
could turn out to be some real valuable information.
they use the random stop-and-scan
So how is all this 3D scanning services going to get done? You
can’t just walk down the street secretly scanning people’s behinds. Well,
apparently they are going hippy road warrior style by packing it all up on a
trailer and setting sail down the highways and byways. They stop at a spot and
take a sampling of willing groups. I guess different parts the States are going
to have a bit different size bodies. They might want to take a trip down to
Kansas City and scan those who frequent the pork rib barbecue shops. That area
might take the belly sizes up a notch if you know what I mean.
worth the cost - or is it?
Who knows what else this information will be used for. All I can
say is that 3D scanning services is gathering the data on your spare tire. That
may sound a little intrusive, but it is becoming the world we live in, so you
might as well get used to it. So my suggestion is that if you see the scanning
crew pass by, be sure to get your rear in the action and get scanned. That way
there will be better chance of seeing your size undies in the stores the next
time you go to buy.
